People always say this, but I like stepping in dogdirt. I do it on purpose. I'll be walking down the street with my girlfriend, see and nice hot turd on the pavement and pretend I haven't seen it. Once I've trodden its mush, I start feigning annoyance "Oh god, I can't believe it!" Secretly, I'm smiling inside.
I think my girlfriend is now beginning to suspect. Its just happened too many times. Do you think she'd dump me if she knew I did it on purpose and just how much I like it?
2006-10-26 03:28:58 · 14 answers · asked by Stomach 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Is this really weird? I don't know, I thought people might be tolerant enough in today's society to accept things like this.
2006-10-26 03:35:40 · update #1
this made me laugh more than your comment on "how do you know if a girl flirts"!!! Wicked sense of humour Stomach:)
2006-10-26 03:45:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you feel the need to step into every available turd that you see? Now taking you shoes and socks off and doing it is one thing but with the shoes on? Come on! No guts!
Although having said that, I'm sure if you did remove protected footwear, your Girlfriend would leave you!
Happy stepping!
2006-10-26 06:02:26 · answer #2 · answered by Dakina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think if she loves you... she's gonna share in your pleasure and start doing it too.
Maybe you guys can get into dog turd fights... like a couple of monkeys slinging poo at eachother in joyous loving glee.
You should keep looking for a better girl until you find one who will have poo fights with you.
2006-10-26 03:31:35 · answer #3 · answered by Offended? Aww Have a Cookie! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop doing that!
Yes, there are great chances that your friend will leave if shes gonna find out. Here's a good reason for you to ( I'll repeat again) STOP! Whats more important for you- your friend or a dog's poo?
2006-10-26 03:38:52 · answer #4 · answered by Night Sorrows 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes...she'd probably consider that pretty weird. Stepping into mud puddles doesn't make much sense either....but you have a strange fetish. Your shoes probably stink too. Ugh?!
2006-10-26 03:32:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicked man. 2 points.
2006-10-26 03:33:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok you are strange unless we are talking about looking at someone else it happens and?
2006-10-26 03:31:59 · answer #7 · answered by mafiaqueen1900 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You strange man-doubt she'll dump you though!
2006-10-26 03:31:09 · answer #8 · answered by sircrazydude90 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You leave those shoes outside on the step, you hear!!!!!
2006-10-26 04:17:15 · answer #9 · answered by cola 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like you said each to their own
2006-10-26 03:34:15 · answer #10 · answered by charlotte66621442000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋