went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the husband died suddenly. The undertaker told the women that it would cost $5000.00 to ship her husband home or for only $150.00 he could be buried right there. The women thought for a minute and said "I will send him home." Looking puzzled the undertaker asked "Why would you send him home for $5000.00 instead of burying him here for $150.00?" The lady replied "Long, long ago a man died here, was buried here and 3 days later arose from the dead.......and I just can't take that chance."
2006-10-26 03:26:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
=] Thumbs up!
2006-10-26 03:30:00 · answer #1 · answered by summerlover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-26 04:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-26 04:49:30 · answer #3 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 21:39:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha obviously someone doesnt want to see there husband again
that was so wrong but it was wayyy to funny not to laugh.
Thumbs up
good job
2006-10-26 04:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by x3holdaloverclose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... that is so wrong yet soooooooooooooooo much funnier... Give your self a pat on the back
2006-10-26 03:40:29 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aparrently your dictionary has a different definition for the term "funny" than mine does.
2006-10-26 03:34:29 · answer #7 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol love this joke.. too cute and sometimes i feel the exact same way about my husband
2006-10-26 04:25:09 · answer #8 · answered by bklynmka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-10-26 03:45:55 · answer #9 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2006-10-26 03:30:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋