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Ideally I'd like to become minor Royalty, but anyone would be acceptable to me as long as I can have several credit cards.

I know a lot of you will criticise me for this, but we each individually decide what we want from life and what I want is money, money and an adopted baby like Madonna.

2006-10-26 03:21:53 · 29 answers · asked by Josephine 1 in Family & Relationships Weddings

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U R TALKING CR@P ONE MINUTE YOU ARE IN £38K DEBT NEXT YOU WANNA MARRY SOME1 FAMOUS!

IDIOT!

2006-10-26 03:24:33 · answer #1 · answered by Fader's Girl 6 · 1 0

I think mad manc has hit the nail on the head....footballers wife!

Get yourself down Chinawhites wearing 3 bits of string and a pom pom and you're set! OK so it's not exactly royalty, you won't be able to fall out of a club drunk without your picture being plastered over the front page of Heat, plus every time you lose a pound you'll be accused of being anorexic and every time you put on a pound you'll get called a porker, but the money will make it worth it! The adopted baby is a good idea, as there's a risk that if you have your own, it might take you longer than 4 days to lose your baby fat, then you're back to being called a porker again.

And if it doesn't work out, you can always make money by posing nude for the Sunday Sport under the headline "****** loved to score between my 34FF boobs" (did I forget the mention the obligatory boob job?). Just remember though, in the article itself you have to accuse him of being an amazing, 6 times a night lover who made you orgasm just by looking at you, or as a flop between the sheets who was only interested in his own pleasure then rolled over and went to sleep. None of them are ever just somewhere in between!

2006-10-27 03:09:37 · answer #2 · answered by Little Bo Peep 3 · 0 1

Adopting children is a very praiseworthy goal but it is not as easy as you think, nor should it be. It's fine to want money but earn it yourself. Rich men who marry knowing the woman only wants their money will always have power over you and you will be seen as a gold digger like Heather Mills. You sound like someone with a lot of growing up to do.

2006-10-26 03:33:20 · answer #3 · answered by Valli 3 · 1 0

Well, first thing is to make looking good you job. Then make yourself interesting, then go work for a doctor or lawyer and seduce him (the more unattractive he is the better).

DON'T sign a prenup and save 10% of all the shopping money he gives you (divorce in inevitable with LOVE, imagine with GREED).

Good luck with that.

2006-10-26 03:30:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

First you need to socialize with people that have the things, the lifestyle that you are looking for. You will need to have the class and the look that they will find acceptable. Remember the movie, "A Night at the Roxbury", something along those lines is what your question reminded me of. The need to be accepted.

2006-10-26 03:31:08 · answer #5 · answered by 7aliens 3 · 1 1

You have every right to do what you want in life, even marrying for money and fame. If you find the way to get that, let us know how you did it. But if you don´t, just remember that fighting for what you want is the best way to live, in the end it won´t matter that you did not get it, you will be very happy you tried...more than half of all human beings, don´t even know what they want...

Do it!

2006-10-26 03:39:14 · answer #6 · answered by Char 3 · 0 2

you oviously either watch to much telly or read too many magazines.

If you want money then go out & earn it! either that or make just you are an ace at giving head! because thats the only other way you get something for nothing!

2006-10-26 03:35:16 · answer #7 · answered by jamesoliver 3 · 1 0

Basically, marrying royalty will only make you marginally famous!

To be rich AND famous you need to is marry Robbie Williams.....

Good luck and can I be a bridesmaid...please?!

2006-10-26 03:31:26 · answer #8 · answered by sammi 6 · 1 0

well someone has but bets on that she'll marry Robbie Williams - even a date could win her £4k so you never know - you 'll have to come up with a good idea how to woo a famous person all by yourself though. Good luck .....dreamer!!!!

2006-10-26 03:31:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If you have stunning looks and body you are probably in with a chance of finding a mega rich bloke. If not, youll have to work like the rest of us!

2006-10-26 03:31:01 · answer #10 · answered by Annie M 6 · 2 0

Find some Sucker!!! But keep Dreaming and get a new PLAN!!! Remember in some country's they KILL royalty!!!

Hokahe

2006-10-26 03:25:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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