Three newly incarcerated convicts are discussing how they will pass their time in jail.
The first one pulls out a harmonica and says "I can play all my favorite songs on this."
The second takes out a deck of cards. "I can play poker with myself with these."
The third gets out a box of tampons. "Well, it says on here that with these I can go swimming, horseback riding, cycling, ..."
A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"
Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning."
So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed.
The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again."
So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."
To which the mother replied, "April fool!"
2006-10-26 03:21:14 · 30 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
people dont be so sensitive.. it is only a joke after all...
2006-10-26 03:26:54 · update #1
Hi Yah Sarah,keep em coming kidda,love em.You are wasted on here.Should be on the telly kid.Pitty every body on here didn't have the same sense of humour,ain't it?Never mind keep them coming for your fans.
P.S Whats the address of your fan club?)
2006-10-26 03:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny, and since its under "jokes" I kinda liked the second too,, after all some April fools are cruel....
2006-10-26 04:19:41 · answer #2 · answered by Julie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaa. I don't think I would've thought of that one. April Fool! oh my goodness. Cruel and insensitive, yet quite amusing in a sick sense, but I sometimes have a sick sense of humor.
So cheers!!
And, you can do all that stuff with tampons...convicts...funny.
Thanks for the laughs!
2006-10-26 03:41:53 · answer #3 · answered by LadyMagick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could you imagine the devastation after the long expectation? How heart broken it would be to hear from your hero, "April Fool!"? Terrible...
2006-10-26 03:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by combratable 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first is incredibly old , the second made me feel like crying you are a sad person if you found humour in it !
2006-10-26 03:25:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was ok but that second joke was a little cruel.
2006-10-26 03:25:06 · answer #6 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff escpecially the first one! I think the only reason I think its more funny is cos were supposed to think the second one is wrong!
2006-10-26 03:42:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As you say, a jokes a joke. There are so many on this site waiting to pull you down for bl**dy swearing, sick jokes, racism etc. etc. Keep it up you've hurt no-one.
2006-10-26 03:39:07 · answer #8 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
only the first one 2 points.
2006-10-26 03:32:49 · answer #9 · answered by anything goes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheers for the 2 points
2006-10-26 03:23:24 · answer #10 · answered by fivelighters 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋