what kind of one should I get???? give me some exapmles...and i will see what i can do....maybe christmas skank barbie? horny nun barbie??? i dunno....ideas people!!! ideas!!!!!
2006-10-26 03:08:53 · 15 answers · asked by Trailer Trash Barbie 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Oh it would have to be punkrock barbie.. tartan mini skirt, fishnets, nose ring, mohawk. she can come with her own DIY hairdye kit, bag of weed and her legs can bend apart instead of just up and down so she can have sex in the bathroom at gigs with hardcore ken.
2006-10-26 03:15:00 · answer #1 · answered by punkvixen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillbilly Barbie from up the holler. Move your trailer out some dirt road holler. Put her up on the side of a hill on cinderblocks. Bleach blonde hair with 3-4 inches of black roots tied into 2 pig tails. Drive a rusted out primer grey pickup truck with 2 pitt bulls in the bed of the truck. Dash of truck needs to be stuffed with wadded up McDonalds trash and empty cigarette packs. Floorboard of truck needs to be littered with empty old Milwaukee beer cans. Gobs of black mascara on eyebrows and eyeliner. Bright blue eyelids. Wear a tube top, mini skirt and workboots that have red clay mud all over them. Please don't shave your legs or armpits.
2006-10-26 05:55:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol ! His female friend is stunning, and to be sincere I believe you are aware of it and are jealous ! I do not imply to sound impolite, however your now not essentially the most gorgeous lady, are you ? So situated on appears, there's certainly no manner you're going to win him over. Of path, character is extra major, however I do not just like the sound of your character. Purposely looking to thieve someones boyfriend ? How unhappy is that ? I can realize you being determined, however come on. I advocate you fear extra approximately your look then different peoples. Try and lose a few weight ! Your at chance of weight problems.
2016-09-01 02:56:40 · answer #3 · answered by bollinger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say it's time for ******** 2006 Barbie!
2006-10-26 03:12:18 · answer #4 · answered by Karen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seymore Butts Barbie?? Don't forget about the tattoo.....
2006-10-26 03:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HONEY
im a beatician a professional one
I think u need a BIIG makeover
how bout......
dumb blonde barbie?
2006-10-26 03:23:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
barbie always was a skank ,when i was a kid ken always lost out to g.i.joe , because ken got his a~~ beat by the soldier boy
2006-10-26 04:53:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um do a avatar barbies are so over rated
2006-10-26 03:17:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd settle for Naked Barbie.
2006-10-26 03:12:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you should get made over like Joy from My Name is Earl... oh wait, you already look like her.
Except that Jaime Pressley is hot.
All you need is a black ken doll named "Crabman"
2006-10-26 03:19:34 · answer #10 · answered by Offended? Aww Have a Cookie! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋