roll on five o'clock i say.........?

Question

Maybe this will cheer up your after noon! lol

Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

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One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then." the man from the limousine said excitedly. "But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to the other man. "But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" So, they all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a vehicle as large as the limousine. One of the poor fellows expressed his gratitude, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The rich man replied, "No, thank you... the grass at my place is about three feet tall and I could use the help!"

Answer 1

They did put a smile on my face and trust me I truelly need it this afternoon. By 9am this morning I was close to handing my notice in!!!!! So these jokes have helped and I'm pretty much up to date with my work so I'm ignoring the in-tray too this afternoon!!!

Keep up the good jokes!!!!

Answer 2

this is in simple terms after 5 pm interior the Maritime Provinces precise now. It grew to become into in simple terms after 5 pm in Newfoundland once you published this question one million/2 an hour in the past (provide the girl a prize). it is likewise in simple terms after 5 am in areas of Asia and Australia. j0e

Answer 3

Thanks,it really made my day.I enjoyed the grass eating joke more than that turtle joke.

Answer 4

The grass joke was a real table slapper

Answer 5

Good one

Answer 6

Good one

Answer 7

I like grass...it reminds me of green

Answer 8

I liked the first one best.

Answer 9

Laughing so much after reading those yay i won't get any wrinkles when i'm older xXx

Answer 10

poor grass easting idiots