Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when they collide.
The first bloke says to the second bloke "sorry about that I am looking for my wife and I guess I wasnt paying attention to where I was going!"
the second bloke says "that's ok, its a coincidence. I am looking for my wife too. I cant find her and I am getting a little desperate". The first bloke says "well maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair and blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like?"
The first bloke says, "Doesn't matter, lets look for yours."
2006-10-26 02:27:42 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why would someone be offended by that?? Some people are way to sensitive!! I thought it was vry funny!! Thanks!
2006-10-26 03:44:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better make sure Bloke One doesnt find the others wife first, lol. Nice one.
2006-10-26 02:33:41 · answer #2 · answered by Barbi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-26 04:54:14 · answer #3 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-26 04:27:00 · answer #4 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2006-10-26 10:23:54 · answer #5 · answered by L.R.O. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny! can I have the 10 points??!!
2006-10-26 02:32:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men!
2006-10-26 02:35:47 · answer #7 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It`s old but just creeps in still.
2006-10-26 02:32:48 · answer #8 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is absolutely brilliant!......thanks for making me laugh.
2006-10-26 02:34:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha,that's a good one.
2006-10-26 02:30:49 · answer #10 · answered by WWE Champ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋