I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
And I don't know the answer, we've been at this for months. lol
2006-10-26 02:24:19 · 15 answers · asked by Goldilocks 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A: Time
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.
The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel
As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
2006-10-26 02:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by Holly W 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It's time.
Polar bears are born yellowish, and turn white when they grow up (which takes time);
When old folks reminisce of times gone by, it can make them cry;
It takes time to fill a man's bladder after having a few beers;
A lady's hair can gets pretty messed up after a few hours of not combing it;
Age and time blunt the talents of celebrities;
Likewise, it takes time to practice one's art, which is a good way to become a celebrity;
It takes time to cook pancakes and to ferment grapes into wine;
If you try to squeeze too much into an hour or day you'll feel like it "popped" or has passed you by;
And if you look too long at time and its vastness, your brain will feel like it's "popped" from all the stress.
2006-10-26 09:44:53 · answer #2 · answered by dylan h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Water
2006-10-26 09:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by Krystle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The question is "Can you answer this?"... The answer is no... No I can't answer the question... No is a kids favorite word that's is why Kindegardners know the answer and and college students didn't.
2006-10-26 10:15:20 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea but Holly W seems to have a pretty good answer.
2006-10-26 10:20:06 · answer #5 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is time... as Holly W above shows...
2006-10-26 09:35:24 · answer #6 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've been trying this forever too. now that people have said time the riddle sounds stupid but i guess its not :]
2006-10-26 09:47:54 · answer #7 · answered by milkshake74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coke.
2006-10-26 09:42:37 · answer #8 · answered by tengteng 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the sun
2006-10-26 11:07:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is not easy. If you find tell me
2006-10-26 09:28:20 · answer #10 · answered by mdo72000 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋