A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.
The driver pleaded with him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Sir," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous."
"I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an hour!" the old man said.
The trooper, chuckling, explained to him that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the man grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out his error.
"But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These guys seem awfully shaken."
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute," the old man said. "We just got off Route 119."
2006-10-26 02:05:11 · 9 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha , that was great
2006-10-26 02:10:01 · answer #1 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL a funny classic joke
2006-10-26 09:15:06 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. lol
2006-10-26 09:08:42 · answer #3 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I've heard it before.
2006-10-26 11:31:39 · answer #4 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-26 11:06:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one mate... made me smile!
2006-10-26 09:14:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-26 09:20:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-10-26 09:38:47 · answer #8 · answered by WWE Champ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
(^^,)
2006-10-26 09:31:07 · answer #9 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋