The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Just before 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh ****," cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
2006-10-26 01:53:36 · 26 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha.... funny! submit this story to Reader's Digest.. hahaha you just might win a few bucks.. ;)
2006-10-26 01:57:54 · answer #1 · answered by doty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not a good excuse, in this kind of life just be open and free with your loved. Trust worthy life is the best for you will never be guilty conscious. This at one time may be very serious and lead to your marriage breakdowN. Be serious on what kind of excuses you give. Your loved one is always by your side, and the moment it happens that you separate, then this is the time you realise how good it was for you to live a closs friends.
2006-10-26 09:01:18 · answer #2 · answered by macho knatcos 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not too sure this is a question but well worth the amusement space, very funny
2006-10-26 08:59:12 · answer #3 · answered by frchrisfgn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've gotten this in an email before....very funny
2006-10-26 10:16:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-26 09:16:11 · answer #5 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny, I have never heard that one before!
Hee hee!
2006-10-26 09:00:04 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny :+)
Your husband is a joker
2006-10-26 08:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!! hee hee
2006-10-27 00:04:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-26 08:56:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, ha, ha, Wonderful joke. 5 stars for you my man.
2006-10-26 14:32:52 · answer #10 · answered by Boricua Born 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋