Worst one that I ever heard was 'If I flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?' My reaction was to throw my drink in his face, but please don't feel too sorry for him-five years later and we're still together.......lol
2006-10-26 01:44:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
it was simple. it was bad.
"wanna come home to my place for coffee? and by coffee i mean sex. i hate pickup lines, lets just go for it. your hot, im hot... it makes sense."
he said it smoothly and with confidence.
i was absolutely desgusted. but i thought it was pretty funny. i cracked up laughing. like, uncontrollably, to the point where he walked off red faced before i could compose myself to turn him down.
hahahahahaha yuck.
2006-10-26 01:48:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After being stitched up by two mates, I ended up holding this guys (alex) pint (thinking it was my mate tony's) and when this guy came back from the toilet he realised he'd been set up. Then in the pub they played the YMCA by the village people, alex said to me......"dont laugh at my mate tony will ya, he's dyslexic and wont get the letters round the right way" I was shocked as I had been friends with his mate for years and never noticed. then another of his mates (chris) came up to me all smarmy like and went...."you'll have to excuse alex he's dyslexic and will get the letters round the wrong way" I burst out laughing - not cos of chris - cos I realised it was probably the worst chat up line anyone had ever used on me.
from then on alex and I discovered our personalities and terrible terrible jokes are not too dissimilar.....and have been together 3 years.!
2006-10-26 02:15:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a guy, but one night in a bar a girl came up to me and said " do you want to go in halves on a bastard"? We slept together a few times.
2006-10-26 01:57:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofmofl, that chat up line is pretty damn good actually =p you'd be a sinner for throwing ur drink in his face lol..
I really don't think girls bother with them much lol.
but heres one..
GET EM OUT FOR THE LADS *_*
2006-10-26 01:53:30 · answer #4 · answered by crash2k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I walked over to a nice girl at the bar and said ,do want a shag ¡ ive heard your a slapper,she said i am ,and wacked me across the face. absolutely true.
2006-10-26 02:08:38 · answer #5 · answered by wozza.lad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the worst one i've ever heard was :
"hey baby, i've got 4 cars that arent mobile, but my home is" and i am still with him, 2 years later.
2006-10-26 01:47:13 · answer #6 · answered by blondie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the worst one I heard was ... "ever visited South? If yes you would have never asked what Sex I am "
damm I thought to get rid of the clothes and blow in her mouth ...
Regards
Sameer
http://sameer-shaikh.blogspot.com
2006-10-26 01:49:48 · answer #7 · answered by Sameer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. Ive got male friends at school who are way worse than that ive got a whole page of them if you want to have a look..Than you could get him back ..x e-mail me on wierd_dog_washer@msn.com
If you want em..x
2006-10-26 01:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by chelsii_x 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi>
The barmaid said "Your usual"
I said " No I'm not, try me out"
We now have, 18 yrs later, two kids etc.
Such is life ........
Bob
2006-10-26 01:51:13 · answer #9 · answered by Bob the Boat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get your coat you've pulled. I said hey mate the only thing you'll pull tonight is your own wanger.
2006-10-26 01:53:35 · answer #10 · answered by stormyweather 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋