dad just told me that i was adopted. can i still call myself the son of god? i mean, it was me performing all of those miracles while he sat around drinking boones farm. do you all still worship me? i'm still the man, right?
2006-10-26 01:05:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Don't tell me... it was Madonna?
2006-10-26 01:08:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you take away the whole miracle birth and rising from the dead thing Jesus was still a pretty cool dude. I don't believe in any of the son of God stuff but I believe in the things that Jesus tried to get us to understand. It's not his fault that people blew it all out of proportion or that people use his name to try and scare people into following their rules. Jesus still rocks my socks. lol. BTW- What the hell is boones farm?
Love & Light
Sharon
One Planet = One People
2006-10-26 08:29:40 · answer #2 · answered by Soul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll bust out laughing it was Pontius Pilate who adopted you. Then you have a story that mirrors that of Quasimodo in the Disney version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Except in your case it's The Whippedback of Naza Reth. The hand that rocks the cradle spears the baby.
2006-10-26 08:11:29 · answer #3 · answered by Nick S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok... you have a lot of time on your hands... a lot on your mind... you have a lot of questions and obviously not a close social group... can I tell you the answer? Karoake bar! Go on... get down wit ya bad self!
2006-10-26 08:08:55 · answer #4 · answered by fuzz_chick2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u r a lucky guy.
there r people on roads .
just accept and regard ur parents.
everybody is God's child.
parents r only a means.
2006-10-26 08:08:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i never will worship you. i don't care about all the crap you did, i really don't. but if you ever need help, in any way, i will be there for you. but do expect me to worship you...no mate, i don't worhip anybody.
2006-10-26 08:10:59 · answer #6 · answered by ~maryjane~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is still your father and deserves respect, but you be the Man, indeed
2006-10-26 08:09:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
dad was nice-you were made at area 51
2006-10-26 08:10:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop being ignorant and bring your hear to Christ. Its never too late. He still loves you
2006-10-26 08:10:04 · answer #9 · answered by God's Creation 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope. You're just another sick bastard. Now enough of that - go play Napoleon or something.
2006-10-26 08:07:29 · answer #10 · answered by Politia 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your looking good ha ha
2006-10-26 08:14:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋