The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blond woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blond enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blond. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone." The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eyes and says, "Listen carefully, for the last time... BRING POSSE!"
2006-10-26 01:04:51 · 13 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don`t you ever get tired of all this ? you should be on the stage!
2006-10-26 02:20:35 · answer #1 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the most funniest joke I have ever in my life heard. I laughed and laughed until I couldn't any longer, WHOA ...maybe it was a bit too much for me. I had to print this one for sure.
2006-10-26 15:23:26 · answer #2 · answered by Boricua Born 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one of my all time favorite jokes although I always thought the principals were Roy Rogers and Trigger.
2006-10-26 08:13:30 · answer #3 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah well 2 out of 3 ain't bad
2006-10-26 09:07:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-10-26 08:15:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee made as all guffaw in this office work... noooo we never do that
2006-10-26 08:48:19 · answer #6 · answered by random 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, he got 2 sh*gs out of it, whats his problem?
2006-10-26 08:13:19 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha hee hee Like your style!!!
2006-10-27 00:05:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-26 08:07:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are smarter than that!
2006-10-26 09:10:30 · answer #10 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋