I heard a very convincing rumor. On December 25th, The taliban are going to assisnate Jesus Christ. My message is Jesus watch your back.
2006-10-26 01:03:58 · 27 answers · asked by jack prime 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have told you before sonny... you really are an asshole... this is not even funny...
2006-10-26 01:05:24 · answer #1 · answered by jonti 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In a sense this has already happened, but you have the date wrong. People don't understand the significance of what Jesus' death really means... eternity with God, not in the Lake of Fire. Eternity is a long time, and Hell won't be a party with friends.
2006-10-26 01:14:41 · answer #2 · answered by RB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is an Islamic prophet! He is in the Quran!
I am a Catholic and even I know that Muslims are waiting for Christ to judge us ALL !
2006-10-26 06:12:43 · answer #3 · answered by Nicola H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, I have heard their intelligence is second to none, after Jesus they intend to assassinate George Best. They feel that would hit right at the heart of British society. Good save us from these bearded intellectual giants
2006-10-26 01:06:44 · answer #4 · answered by hog4ubaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I wonder where he lives I would love to meet him so as he can fix my ailments before the Taliban get there first.
2006-10-26 01:06:04 · answer #5 · answered by sue l 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bored already with your Half Term Holiday?
Go find another new computer game.
2006-10-26 01:14:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ur the 5th Idiot this morning ...saying BS..about Jesus you can tell the children are up this morning
2006-10-26 01:08:27 · answer #7 · answered by babo1dm 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The forces of evil tried to kill Him once before, but He fooled them. This will be no different
2006-10-26 01:06:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh goodness, well then it must be true, glad you thought to immortalize it next to your name.
I'm going to report this to the NSA right away!
2006-10-26 01:11:41 · answer #9 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a Life Dude!
2006-10-26 01:06:15 · answer #10 · answered by Citizen 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd be careful putting up a title to a question like that, especially if Echelon picked that up and you had feds at your door. Careful, now!
2006-10-26 01:05:49 · answer #11 · answered by Nick S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋