Two men meet in Heaven and they are talking about how they died!
the first man says that he froze to death!
the second man says:i had a heart attack.I returned home and i understood that my wife was hiding somewhere her lover!so i run in the bedroom but i didnt find anybody there so i mmediately run in the basement but i didnt find anybody there either after that i run to the attic but nobody was there!after all these running i had a heart attack and i died
and the first man tell me
"if you had searched in the refrigerator from the begging we would both be alive now!"
2006-10-26 00:58:17 · 15 answers · asked by girl24gr 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
People i am telling you a joke here!
tell me if you like it or not!
i dont need coments on my spelling!!!
2006-10-26 01:05:24 · update #1
it is a good joke
dont let those who are jealouse they didnt tell it spoil it
what i mean is dont let em upset you
thats not why you tell jokes
im reading jokes to cheer me up
im smiling ,so the joke worked
thank you for sharing it with us.
keep on telling them
ive read 4 jokes so far ,this is the first ive read the comments on though ,ive responded because i read the comments
dont let people bring you down
keep comming up with the jokes
there will allways be a few jokers
probably less jokes than jokers
people really can be funny even if they dont seem to get the joke
especcially when they dont get the joke.
2006-10-26 01:27:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A guy on holiday in Spain is going into a cafe and instantly encounters a scrumptious aroma. He figures out it is coming from a dish being served to a person close him and so he calls the waiter and asks, "What is that guy over there consuming? It smells best!" The waiter says, "Those are the bull testicles from the bullfight this morning, Senor." The guy is a bit greatly surprised at this, however orders them nonetheless, and definite sufficient, they are scrumptious. He comes again the following day and orders the identical factor. He reveals it as well as earlier than, however is a bit upset through the skimpy dimension of the dish. So he calls the waiter yet again and complains, "it used to be nonetheless well, however you did not deliver me very so much!" The waiter replies, "Si, Senor, commonly the bull wins."
2016-09-01 02:54:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-10-26 01:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a variation on many jokes i have heard
first i can remember was over 30 years ago
2006-10-26 01:01:18 · answer #4 · answered by exchange 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep - I've heard it load of time too.... its an ok joke!
2006-10-26 01:03:24 · answer #5 · answered by Jelakins 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny.... fix refrigerator to freezer and begging to begining... smile..
2006-10-26 01:02:08 · answer #6 · answered by marnibrown1 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes.... lol....
thanks for sharing : - )
2006-10-26 01:24:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one but not from a girl's mouth.
u should support females and c that they don't do like this.
2006-10-26 01:04:52 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
hee hee
2006-10-26 01:05:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would have been almost funny if you could spell properly......
2006-10-26 01:02:11 · answer #10 · answered by mesierens 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋