A horse walks into a public bar – the barman turns to the horse and says …..
What happens when you play a country record backwards?
2006-10-26 00:07:48 · 20 answers · asked by vincegill 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Why the long face?" is the punchline of this first one.
" You get your job back, your spouse returns home, and the dog springs to life!" is the punchline to the second.
2006-10-26 00:09:37 · answer #1 · answered by Jon C 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"Why the long face?"
Everyone comes back to life, the house isn't burnt down, and there are so many friends coming to say hello that we can't count them all. Basically, it starts off sad and finishes happy!
2006-10-26 01:56:00 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number 1-Why the long face.?
Will have to think about the second one
2006-10-26 00:10:33 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1st : Didnt I give u a bottle of takila a while back ?? See u gotta long face now...
2nd : You invent Hip Hop music. Yo yooo
2006-10-26 01:05:59 · answer #4 · answered by rohitk2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first one is ......barman asks 'Why the long face?'
I dont know the other.
2006-10-26 00:10:29 · answer #5 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. shouldn't you be at the saloon?
2. You knacker up your stylus
2006-10-26 00:23:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the first one... Why the long face?
For the second one... the man gets his house back, his wife back, his job back, his dog back....
2006-10-26 00:12:39 · answer #7 · answered by nightskystar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. why the long face?
2. you're wife comes back, your dog comes back to life and you keep your job
2006-10-26 00:10:33 · answer #8 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why the long face?
Plus what the others said.
2006-10-26 00:16:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why the long face?
2006-10-26 00:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by Misha-non-penguin 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋