that will save them a lot of time...
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
2006-10-26 00:02:12 · 12 answers · asked by bilezlatko 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.
2006-10-26 00:51:48 · update #1
I liked em both, they're classics!
Paulo, if you're going to tell a joke trying to slam females at least get the joke right. It's PMS, not PMT.
Some of my favorites, on both sides of the coin. FAIR WARNING: Some of them are slightly off color.
Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis?
A. His body.
Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex ?
A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for ?
A. Its Braille for "suck here".
And a couple just for Paulo:
Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A. Because they're all pigs.
Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull ?
A. Lipstick.
2006-10-26 00:29:01 · answer #1 · answered by DetroitBrat 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no longer each and all of the time. a super form of the adult males i've got dated or am pals wit did no longer like me whilst they first met me. They theory i became purely a widespread tremendously lady yet whilst they have been given 2 no me they began 2 lik me greater then pals.Its conceivable 2 locate love previously each and every thing sight.I no i did and particular u can love at fourth sight 2. Itz style of a similar component.
2016-11-25 21:27:06 · answer #2 · answered by bacca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-26 00:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between BSE and PMT?
Ones mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem!
2006-10-26 00:11:37 · answer #4 · answered by paulobfunky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
men see face and figure but love I dont think so
2006-10-26 00:17:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw, that's not nice. Some men are alright....
2006-10-26 00:05:20 · answer #6 · answered by *babydoll* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right on!! LMAO.. Detroitbrats answers are cool too.. :-)
2006-10-26 03:12:56 · answer #7 · answered by Belle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second one is funny
2006-10-26 00:52:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-26 04:28:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL........love the second one
2006-10-26 00:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by spun_up_06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋