A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:
7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!
2006-10-26 00:01:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BRILLIANT, MADE MY DAY (& PROBABLY TOMORROW AS WELL)
2006-10-26 00:05:53 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this guy wants to shoot the biggest bear in the woods so he buys all the latest stuff and off into the woods he goes. shoots at this whopping brown bear but misses, the bear grabs him by the throat, pushes him over a stump and has his way with the hunter... next weekend the man goes to hunt for the bear again this time he takes a bigger gun.. tries to shoot the bear but misses again. same deal, the bear grabs him, pushes him forward over a stump and has his way with the man again. next weekend,same scenerio, but this time before the bear has his way with the hunter the bear says " you dont come here for the hunting do you?"
2006-10-26 00:15:52 · answer #2 · answered by genieejj 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny plus i think i heard it before but hey still funny a second time round
2006-10-26 00:11:22 · answer #3 · answered by joshnutty0990 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!!
2006-10-26 00:10:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
reall really funny not heard it before and can't stop smirking in the offixce now
2006-10-26 00:06:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-10-26 00:10:00 · answer #6 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i heard this one on here quite a while ago! i love it!
2006-10-26 00:09:45 · answer #7 · answered by carlaroberts18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one hehehhe
2006-10-26 00:55:21 · answer #8 · answered by kitten6444 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scary
2006-10-26 00:22:35 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad one
2006-10-26 00:13:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, that's an original...heheheh... c",)
2006-10-26 00:11:29 · answer #11 · answered by kernel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋