I need many jokes abt Singapore or Singaporeans. Jokes that others, maybe Australians can understand.?

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I need many jokes abt Singapore or Singaporeans. Jokes that others, maybe Australians can understand.?

Original jokes or you heard it somewhere before. Can be mean & nasty, but does'nt have to be. Just funny will do.

2006-10-25 21:22:09 · 2 answers · asked by TIN 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture

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Yes, I got a pencil today that was stamped, "Microsoft Word for Singaporeans"
HAHAHA

2006-10-25 21:27:33 · answer #1 · answered by Froggie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋

A group of people get into the lift and someone farts. How do we know the Singaporean is the culprit?

Ans: He'll be the only one gesturing frantically and denying, 'Not me! Not me!'

How do we know if the football match aired on tv's a Singapore match?

Ans: Everything is played slow motioned and spectators are thronging towards the exits.

2006-10-25 21:47:41 · answer #2 · answered by citrusy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋