The other night. My son and his girlfriend weren't speaking and she came to my house to pick up some clothes she left here. I told her they should either make up and act like adults or break up for good. She walked out the front door and said F*** YOU! I was caught so off guard that it took me almost 30 seconds to go outside and tell her if she talked to me like that ever again I would beat her azz. Then her sister calls me a F'ing Biotch from the car. I tried to get her to get out of the car so I could beat her stupid, stupid azz, but she just took off! That would be it.
2006-10-25 19:56:35
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answered by The Nana of Nana's 7
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Today when my brother's friend came over and I was at the kitchen table in my PJ's working on Algebra 1. My brother is only 9 but his friend is 11 and I'm 12, so he goes to the same school as me. He just knocked on the door and my brother opened it even though he knew I was in my PJ's in the kitchen, which, by the way, you can see from the front door. I was like "What?!" Oh, also, a couple days ago he was going to come over but mom was like "tell him to wait and come over in about 10 minutes" (he lives right across the street from us) and so my brother said "my mom said you need to come over in 10 minutes because my sister's eating a donut" and I was like "Jake!" really loud and he could probably hear through the phone. lol. I mean, why would he say that? I was eating a donut, but still! â¥
2006-10-26 03:09:39
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answered by Anonymous
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three years ago, I was a restaurant manager and one of my employees says she got her nipples pierced, then showed me, I was totally caught off guard
2006-10-26 03:12:15
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answered by Mike H 4
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I asked a lady at work where a certain person was and without missing a beat she said he is up my butt, I did a double take, she doesn't usually speak like this.
2006-10-26 03:10:04
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answered by Anonymous
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5 minutes ago when the heater kicked on and made my bedroom door slam...I just about jumped out of my skin.
2006-10-26 02:56:38
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answered by Nikki Tesla 6
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my wife and i were having a sneaky behind at a friend's house's laundry room... yup... here comes the party who caught me pants down... hahaah... but lucky my winkie was in her... no one saw her puss puss nor my whinkie
2006-10-26 03:00:31
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answered by ShaiShy 2
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When I found out that my new boyfriend had a camera that records EVERYTHING!!
2006-10-26 03:00:30
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answered by blondie 2
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