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2006-10-25 19:46:17 · 4 answers · asked by edward b 3 in Family & Relationships Friends

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I got a southern bell joke...

There are three southern bells sitting around gossiping to one another. The first one says "For Christmas, my husband got me a horse. I was so happy." The third southern bell replied, "Thats nice." The second southern bell said, " For Christmas, my husband got me a house on the water in Louisiana. It is just beautiful." The third southern bell replied,"that's nice." The first southern bell looked at the third southern bell and asked, "What did your husband get you for christmas?" The third southern bell replied, "For Christmas, my husband sent me to charm school." The second southern bell looked at her in disgust, "Charm school, why on earth would he send you to charm school?" The third southern bell looked at her and replied, "so I could learn how to say that's nice instead of f*ck you."

It is better if someone tells it with that southern twang!

2006-10-25 19:52:20 · answer #1 · answered by Natty137 3 · 0 0

there was a man driving @ night and he ran out of fuel, he went across the road and asked the man if he could stay the night. he said certainly.

he showed him to his room and left him there, he came to a wooden door, then he walked through the door and came to a glass door then came to a steel door then came to a maze and then a cave with a sign saying "do not touch the pink monkey or u pay"

he went back through the doors and asked the man "whats with the monkey sign?" the man just replied with"don't touch that monkey or u pay"

so of course you always do the opposite, he went through the doors and opened up the cave door,

AND A PINK MONKEY WAS THERE! the monkey looked evil and started to chase him. the man ran through the maze and thought he lost him, but the monkey just ran straight and went through the hedges. then the man slammed the steel door shut, but the monkey was so furious he melted the door with his sonic powers then the man slammed the glass door, but of course the glass broke, then he ran through the wooden door and he slammed it so hard the nails came out and the monkey ran through.

the man ran out of the house and into his car and locked the door. but the monkey was incredibly strong and ripped off the top of the car roof. and went to the man and touched his shoulder and said "your it!"

2006-10-26 03:05:39 · answer #2 · answered by moneak_freak 2 · 0 0

No, it's late and I'm tired and going to bed. Good night.

2006-10-26 02:56:43 · answer #3 · answered by CHRISTOPHER A 2 · 0 0

yeah.........what would u say if i tell u that im just behind u?

2006-10-26 03:24:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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