A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a bar for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.
He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I did back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I did back in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"
2006-10-25 18:12:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
@Juventina : OK FINE THIS IS THE LAST 1 !!
HAPPY!!
U KNOW I WAS JUST TRYING 2 MAKE EVERYONE LAUGH
2006-10-25 18:20:27 · update #1
...you know what, it is funny, entertaining and i like it [and i am not the only one]. Keep posting your "R U Laughing" jokes....it is a lot better than reading about ppl's love life in a soccer forum.
BTW, it is morbidsweetness, changed my name to se7en...
NICE ONE !!!!!
2006-10-25 23:05:11 · answer #1 · answered by mørbidsшεεŧnεss 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Witty joke. But if the audience doesn't appreciate it, then it doesn't serve its' purpose.
2006-10-26 04:40:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-10-26 05:57:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
no , thats really funy lol !!!!! it haven't to be the last 1 !!
2006-10-26 01:33:29 · answer #4 · answered by Duaa-07 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
cute joke
2006-10-26 13:31:36 · answer #5 · answered by Pinky 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i think "locals" you mentioned remind me of sucker french team. thats why i am laughing now.
2006-10-26 08:40:20 · answer #6 · answered by The Ghost of Azzurri Man 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Isn't it easier to just email them to touzours rather than wasting 5 points??
2006-10-26 01:17:46 · answer #7 · answered by Juventina 6 · 0⤊ 6⤋
Hmmm no I'm crying.
2006-10-26 02:13:12 · answer #8 · answered by arash17 1 · 1⤊ 4⤋
agreed with juve! coz this is not at all related to soccer!
2006-10-26 02:46:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Well I have to admit that they always give me a little giggle. Thanks !!
2006-10-26 01:24:32 · answer #10 · answered by andygurl 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋