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1. God is real, unless declared integer

2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

3. Death is hereditary.

4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

5. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

6. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

7. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

8. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

9. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

10. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

11. Well done is better than well said.

12. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

13. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

14. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

15. Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.

16. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

2006-10-25 17:55:14 · 8 answers · asked by ashok kumar 3 in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

8 answers

# 4 and 8 - they are the best - had to pick two - actually they were all very good thanks for the insight.

2006-10-25 18:09:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well, none of them are questions, so I don't get it! Most of them are clearly jokes! & quite cute/funny I might add! None of them particularly suit me. #9 resonates with me however, as a recovering pessimist! Tee hee. Actually #4 reminds me of what I tell people at work. "There are 3 sides to every story: yours, your partner's & the impartial truth."

2006-10-25 19:18:41 · answer #2 · answered by amp 6 · 0 0

7. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
so true! lol. i like number 2 as well. very well said.

2006-10-25 18:10:02 · answer #3 · answered by jimmy 2 · 0 0

. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference

2006-10-25 18:01:48 · answer #4 · answered by Nora Explora 6 · 0 0

None of these apply since you are asking with regards to which questions suit me the best. All those that you offer are statements, not questions.

2006-10-25 18:32:53 · answer #5 · answered by You Ask & I Answer!!! 4 · 0 0

# 4
That is the question isnt it Right or Wrong all day long?

2006-10-25 18:57:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

# 9

2006-10-25 18:05:13 · answer #7 · answered by mickattafe 3 · 0 0

You can't have it all. Where would you put it?

2006-10-25 18:12:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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