this is just to uplift everyone this mornin i hope?
man found beaten,robbed by police.
juvenile court to try shooting defendants.
traffic dead rise slowly.
squad helps dog bite victim.
drunk gets nine months in violin case.
doctor testifies in horse suit.
enraged cow injures farmer with axe.
defendants speech ends in long sentence.
new vaccine may contain rabies.
blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasnt seen in years.
hospitals sued by seven foot doctors.
kicking baby considered to be healthy.
boys cause as many pregnancies as girls.
sudden rush to help people out of work.
flaming toilet seat causes evacuation at high school.
miners refuse to work after death.
genetic engineering splits scientists.
kids make nutritious snacks.
dentist receives plaque.
man robs,then kills himself.
half of all children tested scored below average.
safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted.
deadline passes for striking police.
2006-10-25 16:21:50 · 8 answers · asked by chris b 4 in News & Events ➔ Other - News & Events
yep not our usuall headlines,there a break from the norm crud in the papers!!!!
thanks for reading it made me wee myself perhaps i shouldnt have said that o well ive said it know, dam ive got to go now weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-25 16:35:56 · update #1
thank you
Thank You
THANK YOU
It's been a rough day. I needed a good laugh and you gave me several!
All the best to you.
2006-10-25 18:04:16 · answer #1 · answered by Aldo2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These were my favourites; Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One Miners Refuse to Work after Death Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
2016-05-22 14:38:25 · answer #2 · answered by Elizabeth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"half of all children tested scored below average"
I put a question on here once... something like >>>>Are you aware that half the people you know are below average?
Boy, did I get flamed! Even nasty emails.
2006-10-25 16:32:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks...those were funny . I love those kinds of headlines.
2006-10-25 16:30:07 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shame on you peeps.
Never laugh at the afflicted.........How would you feel if I laughed at you after you had burned you Bu m?
Say Sorry.
2006-10-25 22:52:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are real funny
2006-10-25 16:39:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for making me smile :)
2006-10-25 16:31:59 · answer #7 · answered by Patricia S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks 2 in the bag
2006-10-25 16:25:37 · answer #8 · answered by fivelighters 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋