2006-10-25 13:27:51 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
What is the question exactly? If you want to leave them...just tell them...
2006-10-25 13:29:08 · answer #1 · answered by Damien's Mommy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was going to do the Paul Simon / Rose Mary Clooney quotes too
but i see i was beaten to it & it's not an original thing 2do
in answer to your question, i wouldn't do anything too dramatic;
if i had to leave my lover it would only be so we can have make up sex later so i'd probably leave the toilet seat up or put it up after i'd finished ...
2006-10-25 15:56:05 · answer #2 · answered by Can I Be Your Pet? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
45. Push him out a tree, Bree
44. Feed her to a shark, Mark
43. Harvest his kidney, Cindy
42. Make him all porous, Doris
41. Feed him some ricin, Tyson
40. Get kvetchin,’ Gretchen
39. Chop off his organ, Morgan
38. Throw her down a gorge, George
37. Punch her with an awl, Paul
36. Fake your own death, Beth
35. Hire Chaz Palminteri, Mary
34. Don’t let her fool ‘ya, Julia
33. Drop an anvil on his dick, Chick
32. Toss him off the seventh story, Laurie
31. Pulp his scrotus, Otis
30. Bury her alive, Clive
29. Run him over with a trolley, Molly
28. Feed her to the capitalist sharks! Marx!
27. Make her write a will, Bill
26. Chisel off his knees, Louise
25. Switch to the whip, Chip
24. Give her a double-barreled hug, Doug
23. Bake him in a tureen, Doreen
22. Cement him in a well, Mel
21. Bump her off a ridge, Midge
20. Start erasin,’ Jason
19. Select her sister for a mate, Nate
18. Try to poke her mom, Tom
17. Slip her a mickey, Dickey
16. Make her whip corn, Rip Torn
15. Subtract a limb, Tim
14. Make it hard for him to piss, Kris
13. Set fire to his hair, Blair
12. Hit him with a mace, Chase
11. Cook her in a stew, Llew
10. Drown him off your yacht, Dot
9. Chomp on his penis, Enos
8. Fit her for a spear, Dear
7. Staple him to the bed, Fred
6. Drown him in the Seine, Le Glen
5. Smother her with malice, Alice
4. Drop him down the flue, Sue
3. Apply the hurt, Burt
2. Amputate daily, Haley
1. Change your name to Hannah, Diana
2006-10-25 13:34:43 · answer #3 · answered by tomiyo 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
stage your own kidnapping. trash the house pretend there was a struggle, and leave a fake ransom note saying you've been taken and demanding a ransom. If they pay you get to run off a rich person, if they don't then at least you know they didn't want a relationship anymore too.
2006-10-28 13:08:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just slip out the back Jack
Make a new plan Stan
You don't need to be coy Roy
Just set yourself free
Hop on the bus Gus
2006-10-25 13:31:31 · answer #5 · answered by margarita 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just step out the back Jack, Make a new plan Stan, No need to be coy Roy, just set yourself free.
2006-10-25 13:30:26 · answer #6 · answered by DeltaQueen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave when their at work or send them on a wild goose chase. Hop on the bus Gus..make a new plan Stan.. Sneak out the back Jack......
2006-10-25 13:40:14 · answer #7 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I once went on a cruise with a few friends without telling my fiance I was going and when I got home he was gone. I wasn't sure how to tell him that he wasn't the man I wanted to spend my life with but I think he figured it out on his own when he didn't hear from me for a few days.
2006-10-25 13:33:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
throw his/her stuff outside and move away
kill their dog and send it to them
fake your own death
send them on a tropical vacation to the Bermuda Triangle and laugh as they get lost at sea
visit the zoo and throw them into the lion cage and leave
2006-10-25 13:29:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways
Fifty ways to leave your lover
Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
There must be, There must be
Fifty ways
There must be, There must be
Fifty ways
There must be, There must be, There must be
Fifty ways to leave your lover
She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Fifty ways
There must be, There must be
Fifty ways
There must be, There must be
Fifty ways
2006-10-25 13:36:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Leave the Key, lee
Don't be coy, roy
Slip out the back, jack
Just hop on the bus, gus
...all i can think of atm.
2006-10-25 13:29:27 · answer #11 · answered by Jez 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋