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I took my poodle to the 'dog park' against my own better judgement and she was impregnated by a wild weiner dog.

I should have known better and just kept her in the yard like normal.

Anyone else have this problem? How did you handle it?

2006-10-25 13:11:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

13 answers

my wife got pregnant several times after putting my wild weiner dog with her poodle at the dog park. the only reason i did it was because my wife knows how to get outa the yard. so i handled it by shooting her after she bit the paper boy. the milkman hates me now.

2006-10-25 13:20:51 · answer #1 · answered by pete cochino 3 · 0 0

No I have never accidentally gotten my dog pregnant. But my mother did once accidentally get my cat pregnant a long long time ago.

We had a very young female cat my youngest son found abandon and he brought her home. Well she lived and the next thing we knew she was in heat. We were keeping her in the house so she could not get out. One day my mother came in unannounced. When I got home I asked where was the cat. Mother said Oh when I got in She wanted out so I let her out.

A few weeks later we had 6 kittens. We gave away 4 and kept 2 female cats. They died last year at 19 and 18 years old.

2006-10-25 13:27:08 · answer #2 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0 0

One night after drinking a whole bottle of Goldschlager.....lets just skip that part and get to the point. You can give a dog an abortion using 27 lego squares stuck together with a bee glued to the end.

2006-10-25 13:16:53 · answer #3 · answered by the_horrible_thunderpants 3 · 0 0

Impregnated by a WILD WEINER dog! good one! LOL

2006-10-25 13:13:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, but our former neighbor's dog did and one of the puppies has been our dog for 13 years now.

Many thought she is the ugliest of the litter and was the one nobody wanted but me and my sister still wanted her and we got her and still love her.

This is also why you should spay or neuter your pets.

2006-10-25 13:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by Brandon CD 4 · 0 0

Ouch. I thought that you'd seen that video that's cirulating on the internet.

2006-10-25 13:28:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

As long as you are not related to the dog it's ok.

2006-10-25 14:34:14 · answer #7 · answered by NA 6 · 0 0

nope

2006-10-25 13:15:16 · answer #8 · answered by Passionate 5 · 0 0

nope

2006-10-25 13:13:49 · answer #9 · answered by -*B*-Radicalll 3 · 0 0

nope...nuture and spay, my friend, nuture and spay

2006-10-25 13:32:04 · answer #10 · answered by panamm 6 · 0 0

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