I accidently set my asshole on fire. Does ne one know nething that would be mild and soothing? I cant go 2 the doctor bc they will laugh at me and call me an idiot. At this moment I can't go 2 the bathroom bc it has sealed shut. Serious answers PLZ!!!
2006-10-25 12:49:06 · 12 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
ew okay, haha, sorry, its funny, but at least you have a really good story to tell your grandkids one day..
2006-10-25 13:02:58 · answer #1 · answered by Michelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch.. Ok first you need to put some sort of antibiotic cream on it... This is not a very clean area. You can also apply some cool wet rags on the area to relieve the discomfort and the swelling. You also need to open your...(well you know) so that you can use the rest room. You can do this by apply some K-y on your finger and gently inserting it (you know where). Please do not use vasoline as it is not water soiluable (spelling) and tends to harbor bacteria and with you having a burn and open wounds this would not be good. If you still can not use the potty or if you notice that yous swelling has not gone down or the pain is unbearable. Go to the ER.. Trust me you are not the only person who has done this....Good luck.
2006-10-25 13:17:44 · answer #2 · answered by GI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bathe in warm (NOT hot) water and medicate with first-aid cream. That's what I'd do, anyway. The "sealing shut" part of your question worries me.... might be worth seeing a doctor for, or at least calling your general practictioner. They will laugh, but everyone in the world (practically) has taken a dumb dare at least once in their life. And it's not any worse than the stuff that happens in those American Pie movies ;-)
2006-10-25 12:54:38 · answer #3 · answered by lilgoat4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't want to go to the doctor to be laughed at but will post it here for all of us to laugh at you? Sorry, but that is a funny story if you are serious.
I can't offer any advice, never been in that situation before. But good luck!
2006-10-26 06:12:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put some Neosporin on that -- the kind with the numbing agent. It is going to itch when it heals, so keep the Neosporin handy. You can also put some aloe gel if you have that around... but the Neosporin would be the best.
2006-10-25 12:54:11 · answer #5 · answered by Shibi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apply pure Aloe Vera gel to the burned area. for the tight anus, use Astroglide or KY and clip your fingernail, then insert gently to loosen it up.
Keep using Aloe gel or Vaseline to soothe & heal the skin. Please never do this again. don't be ashamed to see a doctor. They won't laugh or insult you. they are used to this type of thing.
2006-10-25 18:46:37 · answer #6 · answered by blackbird 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vasoline
2006-10-25 12:53:45 · answer #7 · answered by Kiwichic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude you gotta see a doctor if you're serious. If the waste in your body stays too long you can die =|
2006-10-25 14:24:19 · answer #8 · answered by 1 Sailor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh come on thats not possible is it. and doctors can't laugh at you. if they do get a new doctor
jeez.
2006-10-25 12:52:43 · answer #9 · answered by roxypanther5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rub some ben-gay on it hahahah
2006-10-29 06:17:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋