I want ideas that are totally hilarous or random. Thanks
2006-10-25 12:45:48 · 8 answers · asked by Dead Birds Don't Poop 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
-The invention of toast
-The toilet paper always going down and never clogging
-Grover
-person in group's mother
-Jackie Chan
-The Wiley Coyote someday catching the road runner and raping him
-pot
-The invention of the butthole
-Tribute speeches
-papers with words on them
-calculators
-This (then do something stupid)
-diseases
-someday learning to fart the alphabet
-The image of Abraham Lincoln wearing a shiney red evening gown being in your head for the rest of the night.
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2006-10-25 12:55:46 · answer #1 · answered by the_horrible_thunderpants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tribute Speech Topics
2016-09-29 05:22:00 · answer #2 · answered by bricknell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love President Bush but everything that comes out of his mouth is so funny!!! "All I can tell you is when the governor calls, I answer his phone." --George W. Bush, San Diego, Calif., Oct. 25, 2007 "I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it." --George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Nov. 10, 2007 I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject." --George W. Bush, answering a question about a possible flu pandemic, Cleveland, July 10, 2007 "I've heard he's been called Bush's poodle. He's bigger than that." --George W. Bush, on former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, as quoted by the Sun newspaper, June 27, 2007
2016-03-16 06:42:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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What's a funny thing to dedicate a tribute speech to?
I want ideas that are totally hilarous or random. Thanks
2015-08-20 16:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by Ottilie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The previous owner of my house apparently buried a pet fish in the backyard, so I invited some friends over and gave homage to Flipper. The eulogy went something like this:
"Here lay-eth Flipper, who touched us all. We aren't exactly sure how Flipper died, or how long he's been in my backyard, but one thing we do know, he was a great guppy...or goldfish, we aren't sure of that either. Actually I didn't know Flipper at all, but I imagine if I had, he would have touched my heart and my life would have had a profound significance.
So I ask everyone present, in honor of Flipper who we all wished we knew and loved, to drink with me, just as Flipper probably did in his fishbowl."
2006-10-25 12:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by Jeremy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Richard Simmons' tapeworm.
2006-10-25 12:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Podiums
2006-10-26 00:28:11 · answer #7 · answered by unpronounceable 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dedicate it to our as yet unconceived son or daughter.
2006-10-25 13:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why the president of the college wears RED under ware?
why doe sit take guys so long to realize girls are right 99.9 percent of the time...for girl audiences only....
how about that dog who you gave peanut butter too......
smile
good luck
2006-10-27 10:06:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
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PEople continue to find ways to harm our country... and so do we. WTF! HE is a moron! x
2016-04-08 09:31:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋