Does anyone have ideas for a funny, adult Halloween costume?

Question

Needs to be funny, silly, original, adult, for a male 23 years old. Im going to be wearing it at a few bars for costume contests. Must be original, funny, silly...the more original and funny the better. Anyone have any ideas for it??

Answer 1

Hello. -

American Flag Costume
Andy Warhol & Two Of His Paintings Costume
Black Cat Costume
Blues Clues Costume
Butterfly Costume
Cereal Killer Costume
Chance of Rain Costume
Coloring Crayon Costume
Dalmatian Costume
Easy Ghost Costume
Elephant Costume
Flower Costume
Flower Garden Costume
Frog Costume
Glow-in-the-Dark Skeleton Costume
Gum Under the Chair Costume
Mummy Costume
Ninja Turtle Costume
Pile of Leaves Costume
Pumpkin Costume
Road Costume
Skunk Costume
Snowman Costume
Speed Bump Costume
Spider Costume
Static Cling Costume
Traffic Light Costume
Tree Costume
Unicorn Costume
Winnie the Pooh Costume
Angel-Princess Costume
Artist Costume
Bag of Jelly Beans Costume
Basket Of Laundry Costume
Beanie Baby Costume
Bumble Bee Costume
Charlie Brown Costume
Christmas Tree Costume
Cousin It Costume
Fire Truck Costume
Funny Old Lady Costume
Ghost Costume
Gingerbread Boy Costume
Glamour Ghost Costume
Glamorous Zombie Costume
Harry Potter Costume
Hillbilly Costume
Hula Dancer Costume
Judge Judy Costume
Lady Liberty Costume
Ladybug Costume
Lego Costume
Lizzy Borden Costume
Magician Costume
Miss America Costume
Mr or Mrs Potato Head Costume
Moose Costume
Mother Nature Costume
Nerd Costume
Old Man or Woman Costume
Outer Spacers
Pair of Blue Jeans Costume
Pair of Dice Costume
Pencil Face Costume
Pets For Sale Costume
Pizza Costume
Playing Card Costume
Popcorn Box Costume
Race Car and Driver Costume
Scarecrow Costume
SpongeBob Squarepants Costume
Super Baby Costume
Three Muskateers Costume
Tourist Costume
Train Costume
Witchy Poo Costume
Wolf-Werewolf Costume

Have a nice day. :)

Answer 2

get an old sheet. It's better if it's got a pattern not just white. Cut a hole in the middle and put over your head. From styrofoam or something carvable create a beak or horns (your choice).
Go as 'chicken sheet' or 'bull sheet'.

My ex and I did this about 12 years ago and we won best costume at 2 separate parties!

Answer 3

Okay I get it a one night stand. Actually that is a great idea. You could also be a rooster with a big ring. I will let you figure that one out but here's a hint; think of a 4 letter word for a rooster with a ring.

Answer 4

This is a great costume for almost any person, any age, and any size. Be a tourist. Make sure to have an extremely loud shirt, huge sunglasses, big camera, etc. Its a great and easy costume to make.

Answer 5

this guy called into the radio station KROQ today and he said he was going to dress up as Scooby Doo. except he'd cut a whole in the crotch and every time he say a hot girl pass by he inflate a red balloon to come out of the hole....like a dog's erection! grosss but if i saw it, id probably laugh.

Answer 6

Trojanman

Answer 7

if you wanna make a statement, go as vice president cheney toting a fake hunting rifle and a fake quail on your shoulder.
or, go as cher, gold outfit, long black wig, lots of makeup... she looks like a man anyway, it'd be great.
go as the exagerated version of all rappers. huge shirt and pants, a big bandaid under one eye (with cartoon characters on it) aka nelly, an old fasioned alarm clock on a chain like flava flave, loads of over the top bling, long dangly dimond earings aka p diddy, and a backwards bandana aka tupac.

Answer 8

Pregnant Nun-I saw it at a college Halloween costume party it was great!!!!!

Answer 9

Here is link to the best costumes I've seen.

Answer 10

I love men in "DRAG". Straight guys are even better at it.
That is the funniest thing I think.

The funniest thing I saw was a guy as a the "Halloween Fairy".