All of us at the Possum Advisory Board have tried our darndest to bring awarness of the nutritional and economic benifits of possums. We have pretty much burned through the 6 million dollar grant from the Feds. We have tried everything from driver training to get em, to wine and tasting parties to eat em. Alas, to no avail. The failure is somewhat our fault. We allowed a novice Secretary/Treasurer to do the books. She absconded with the books, our possum hitting training truck, and the plastic palm tree by the front door. A gift, by the way from BSA Troop 327. Last time we heard she was on her way to Canada. Lou, the Vice President, is sueing for sexual harassment from some temp we hired. She kept wanting duct tape him to the desk and have her way with him. And make him scream arrrgggg. Is bankruptcy a way to save this nobel organization? Or should just be the roadkill of the corporate world.
2006-10-25 09:17:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If your ex Secretary/Treasurer crossed the border into Canada, she is a goner. She will soon be converted to a possum activist, and bring you up on charges of cruelty to animals. If I were you I'd flee to Mexico with the temp, learn how to say arrrgggg (rolling the r in the Mexican way), buy a real palm tree and plant it outside your new business. With the NAFTA agreement still in effect, you could build a few factories, hire labour at a fraction of the cost, cut down on your overheads, and market possum as the new pollo. In no time at all you'll be filthy rich, and best of all you won't need a truck. You have an entire population that is skilled at hitting possums.
2006-10-25 13:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Possum Power
2006-10-25 17:03:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, better file bankrupsy while you still can....but then again, if jail is an option go for that...you can continue you campaigning for possum eatting behind bars...maybe this is where you should have started
Possum Helper, Makes a Great Roadkill Meal!
2006-10-25 17:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but it does sound like something the government would waste 6 million dollars on. Teach people about opossums while little kids in America go to bed hungry and none but the wealthy can afford health insurance. grrrrrr
2006-10-25 16:34:04 · answer #4 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he should just be the roadkill (I think)...
2006-10-25 16:26:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lightbulbs are good to eat
2006-10-25 16:19:05 · answer #6 · answered by Circlometry?? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋