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2006-10-25 09:15:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Why not resolve this scientifically?
Capture your next six stalkers, take them to the roof of a tall building, and drop them off. Time their respective plummets.
Next comes the tricky part: the control group. You need to find six expendable people of similar physical dimensions to your six stalkers, and then repeat the experiment using them. Time their respective plummets. Then compare the results.
If the stalkers hit the ground faster, then they can be deemed to be more aerodynamic than non-stalkers.
Assuming your control group weren't *closet* stalkers, that is.....
But where do you find the expendable people for your control group? I suggest using politicians. No one will miss them, and you'll get bonus points for civic improvement.
Don't forget to publish your findings. Your audience awaits.
2006-10-25 11:10:18 · answer #1 · answered by missinglincoln 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I am a stalker and I sure as hell ain't aerodynamic.
2006-10-25 09:16:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Only if the power of voodoo guides them on the way down!
2006-10-25 13:31:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
do you want stalkers to be aerodynamic...
probably dramatic... instead...
2006-10-25 09:18:07 · answer #4 · answered by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes exuberantly so.
2006-10-25 09:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only as far as you can throw them.
2006-10-25 09:37:43 · answer #6 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My stalker is, and a slippery f)ucker.
2006-10-25 09:27:39 · answer #7 · answered by slaphappypimp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you mean like they can fly? depends if you're being stalked by a bird or not
2006-10-25 09:17:05 · answer #8 · answered by Stevie F 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes. They are also omnipresent.
2006-10-25 09:24:10 · answer #9 · answered by S&S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, their boxy corners create drag.
2006-10-25 09:17:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋