Or do you think I'm strange for looking forward to doing the detailing on my Harley. She has to do it, so I've been waiting for weeks. She's much better at it than I am.
2006-10-25 08:08:19 · 32 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Hahahahaha.... nice.
2006-10-25 08:09:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take it a step further SausageFingers...get rid of the wife and do the detailing yourself!! The benefits to staying with the Harley?
a) Detailing is a learnt art, the practice gives you rewards. Shiny rewards. Detailing your wife only annoys her.
b) The parts of a Harley are understandable. Your wife's parts are not.
c) The Harleys fuel consumption, however horrific, is no match to the consumption of unfulfilled years with your wife.
Remember to take custody of the cleaning fluids...
2006-10-25 10:52:24 · answer #2 · answered by DutchmanB 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Yeah- you SHOULD be excited but you should NOT leave work early for THAT. If it was for what you made everyone think then I'd say leave work early-- for your wife-- but NOT the Harley!
Have a great detailing party! Make her do it in her b-day suit! LOL
2006-10-25 08:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, there's nothing wrong with you, but here's an idea : why don't u bring her to the Harley and do it on top of it that way you would have done her and buffed your Harley at the same time
2006-10-25 08:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by willito 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like a kid in a candy store you are...must have been a good boy latley to deserve detailing treatment from her...no talk of dirt, no ruining her pants, no messing with sis, no stealing her ice cream...no cheating Mom, no blowing milk out of your nose....you must be dying inside...no worries, it will all be worth it tonight.
Now would you like a detailed list of what you need to do for her in return?
2006-10-25 08:34:52 · answer #5 · answered by sasha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at first I was thinking you poor deprived man that you feel you have to leave early to clean up before gettin a little somthin somethin....lol
No just overly excited about the simple things in life :)
Thanx for the laugh!!!
2006-10-25 08:11:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Detailing a Harley? Sometimes that is better than sex!!!
2006-10-25 08:09:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good for it dude! Leave now while she's in the mood! That bike aint gonna detail itself.
2006-10-25 08:10:05 · answer #8 · answered by toff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup i tink your strange for even owning a harley lol
2006-10-25 09:04:14 · answer #9 · answered by just a guy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say stay on work and get your mind off it. Sounds like your wife can manage on her own.
2006-10-25 08:10:43 · answer #10 · answered by The_answer_person 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anytime to get off early is a good time.
2006-10-25 08:09:29 · answer #11 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋