2006-10-25 08:06:43 · 14 answers · asked by Obi-wan Kenobi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
PUT DOWN DUCK TAPE.
2006-10-25 08:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My family owns a lake resort and we have ducks that come in the spring and hang out until fall, making a nuisance of themselves. We started putting down duck feed about 100 yards from our main office and that usually keeps them from coming up and parking in front of our door, taking a nap and crapping all over the place.
2006-10-25 15:22:26 · answer #2 · answered by concretebrunette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that why they invented duck tape?? Dont be stupid use duck tape!!
2006-10-25 15:09:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Feed the poor animal. He's probably hungry
2006-10-25 15:10:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don' t know why he keeps coming into your store. Maybe he's quacker.
2006-10-25 15:16:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duck sausage.... fresh of course!!!
2006-10-25 15:11:19 · answer #6 · answered by nomatt3r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
throw something soft at it.
you wont hurt him, but you'll scare him enough to keep him away.
2006-10-25 15:14:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy the insurance he's selling!
2006-10-25 15:13:57 · answer #8 · answered by Jack430 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy AFLAC insurance?
2006-10-25 15:14:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
call animal socioty and they will take them to a home.
2006-10-25 15:08:29 · answer #10 · answered by Shelby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋