more genuine things written by drivers on insurance forms?

Question

the pedestrian ran for the pavement, but i got him.

the accident was due to another man narrowly missing me.

i had to turn the car sharper than necessary owing to an invisible lorry.

there was no damage to the car, as the gatepost will testify.

the car occupants were stalking deer on the hillside.

i told the other idiot what he was and went on.

a bull was standing near and the fly must have tickled him as he gorged my car

she suddenly saw me, lost her head, and we met.!!!!!

i ran into a shop window and sustained injuries to my wife.!!!!

a dog on the road braked, causing a skid.

i left my car unattended for a minute and, whether by accident or design, it ran away.

wilful damage was done to the upolstery by rats.

if the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.

three women were talking to each other and when two stepped back and one stepped forwards i had to have an accident !!!!!

Answer 1

i saw a slow moving man in my mirror,,and then he hit me !!

Answer 2

try getting hold off a jasper carrot DVD he has loads like them on there the Aussie ones are even better