2006-10-25 07:29:10 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Fill the toilet with vegetable soup (it looks pretty nasty) and drop a firecracker in there. Do it just before you leave the house and make sure he gets home first so there will be no question as to who is going to clean it up. Good Luck! Happy Halloween!
2006-10-25 07:33:51 · answer #1 · answered by denverbroncos1973 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something like that could easily backfire, and I assume that you are doing this in the spirit of fun. Try this instead, it's great!
Tie some strings to the blades of your ceiling fan, long enough so that they hang a little shorter than to the middle of the room. Tie some random objects to the other ends of the strings. Balls of socks, empty bottles or cans are all good.
Now mess with the settings of your fan so that when he flips the switch by the door the light does not go on, only the fan. Then he will have to walk inside to turn the light on and surprise! the things haning from the fan with smack him as they spin around. Make sure you don't tie anything too hard, and be sure that it is completely dark in the room before he goes in.
I pulled this on my brother and he could not stop laughing when he saw what happened.
2006-10-25 07:34:35 · answer #2 · answered by Artemiseos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you have an animal like dog would be great and when you have your period (ok this is really messy) like put a scatter of used tampons maybe wrapped in paper towels or what around a trash can you have knocked over, and then it looks like the dog got into your used tampons in the bathroom and he will have to clean it up if lets say oops you are gone for the night! ;)
2006-10-25 07:32:39 · answer #3 · answered by jet 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw a show where they mixed clear gelatin in the bowl and then floated just a bit of water on top so it looked normal. The next guy coming in to go got splashed etc but all you have to do its break it up to flush it down so it doesn't hurt anything. Also my daughter got me good the other night facing the shower head right at the doorway so I got it with my clothes on as I reached in to start it up....I have to get her!
2006-10-25 07:32:53 · answer #4 · answered by ARTmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u ready 4 this? ok, get a pack of cappacino and dump in the commode....next melt chocolate and rub it all over the toilet seat, sink, mirror and tp holder...when he gets home be sittin on the floor in the living room holding a garbage can-like u r throwin up and tell him u made a mess in the bathroom and r 2 sick 2 clean it yourself...my friends got me with somethin similar---i freaked!!!
2006-10-25 17:08:37 · answer #5 · answered by bev_lev 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are some of the funniest answers I have ever read!!!!
Seriously the answer is TWO bathrooms!! Believe me after 20 years of marriage TWO bathrooms!! Each person takes care of their own! End of problem!
2006-10-25 08:13:18 · answer #6 · answered by kulover613 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you could throw up on the bathroom floor, then tell him you are too sick and feel too bad to clean it up? But, why would you want to do something like that in the first place?
2006-10-25 07:31:29 · answer #7 · answered by Lotus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saran Wrap over the rim. When he urinates, it will splatter on the floor. He made the mess! He cleans it up!
2006-10-25 07:54:29 · answer #8 · answered by Colleen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With the sense of humor you seem to have, how about leaving divorce papers taped to the mirror.
Of course he may not mind.
Why on earth would you want to do something so childish?
2006-10-25 07:32:13 · answer #9 · answered by maskedchiquita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fill the shower head with powdered dye....dark red is really good, Husband will shite himself then have to clean it up.
2006-10-25 07:49:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋