I want a pet monkey, but I don't want it to be smart enough to escape from my car while it's parked outside my office. Are there special shelters that house retarded monkeys?
2006-10-25 07:02:07 · 13 answers · asked by nuejerz 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
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2006-10-25 07:06:50 · answer #1 · answered by aquamerina85 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are you a sicko or what? Why would you lock a monkey or any animal in a car all day? That is cruel and inhumane. Perhaps you should be locked in your car all day while the monkey goes to work! The monkey probably would excel at your job...whatever that may be.
2006-10-25 07:20:52 · answer #2 · answered by linda z 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Just get a woman pregnant. Your child will definitely look like a mentally handicapped monkey....Trust me.
2016-05-22 13:11:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol probably like from a company that used product testing on the monkey...so it's probably drugged up and retarded.
2006-10-25 07:06:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
Try a Pet shop
2006-10-25 07:04:58 · answer #5 · answered by Bruce W. 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ask the "what should i do"retard.he seems to know all things relatated to retards
2006-10-25 07:06:17 · answer #6 · answered by mikhal k 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
anywhere you can find a monkey
2006-10-25 07:46:50 · answer #7 · answered by Zac 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are the retarded monkey - in my book - if you think you can keep an animal in a vehicle each day while you are at work .... not a display item - to be cared for and loved
not to mention that an animal with a handicap is just as vulnerable as a human with disabilities - get real please!
2006-10-25 07:09:16 · answer #8 · answered by Marsha 6 · 3⤊ 5⤋
Try your local night club. I am assuming that is where they will hang out.
2006-10-25 07:07:38 · answer #9 · answered by The_answer_person 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not much of an animal lover are you?
2006-10-25 08:28:55 · answer #10 · answered by Nicky J 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋