My girlfriend and I were walking down the street. She asked me to skip but I said,"No thanks I'LL STROLL. YOU FLY to fast for me to keep up." She laughed and we talked about the first time we met at the drive in. She was working the counter and I was there with some buddies and they set me up on a blind date. The date wasn't going so well so I went to the concession stand for some popcorn and that's when I met her. We got to talking and she wrote her phone number on the popcorn bag.
As we were walking down the street I pulled the bag with the phone number out of my pocket. She cried and said,"YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT SENTIMENTAL." She even misspelled her own name because she was so nervous and I told her, "SHEP YOU JUST NEVER LEARNED TO SPELL." Shep was her nickname because she loved German Shepherd dogs. She giggled and then we started talking about her dog. I hadn't seen him around lately so I asked,"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HANK?" She had forgotten that he was at the pound!
So we drove as fast as we could to get there and I rushed inside and demanded to see him. I said," I'm here to see Hank!", and the lady said,"UH HUH, WHO ARE YOU?" I explained as my girlfriend walked in and we got the dog and went home.
We sat down and watched some T.V. A court scene was taking place on Law and Order and one of the characters said," DO YOU DESERVE JUSTICE...", then the T.V. was turned off. Hank had accidentally stepped on the remote!
Hope you like it. I tried, LOL!
2006-10-25 05:48:40
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answered by RIDLEY 6
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My boyfriend, Shep, and I were planning a vacation getaway. We were discussing how far away to go. Shep wanted somewhere we could drive, but I wanted to fly. "I'll stroll. You fly", he finally said. It was then that I realized he was afraid of flying. The trip was to celebrate our anniversary of our first date. He suddenly pulled a small box out of his pocket. I opened it and it was a locket, engraved with the our names and the date of our first date. "You shouldn't have been that sentimental, Hon!", I told him, clearly touched. Then I realized my name was misspelled. He was so embarassed, but I laughed and told him "Shep, you just never learned to spell." Just then, there was a knock at the door. I answered it and a girl stood there, looking very annoyed. "What have you done with Hank?", she angrily said. "Uh-huh...who are you?", I asked, clearly perplexed because I knew no Hank. "I'm Hank's wife and I know he's having an affair with you and I demand justice," she said with a dangerous gleam in her eye. "Do you deserve justice?", I asked her back. "Because I don't know your husband and you are way out of line", I explained. A strange look came on her face and she said "Are you Jenny?". "No, I'm not", I said, a bit peeved. Realizing her mistake, she hurredly left and Shep and I went back to our wonderful anniversary trip plans.
The movies quoted are:
1) It's A Wonderful Life
2) Vertigo
3) Bell, Book and Candle
4) The Man Who Knew Too Much
5) Rear Window
6) Rope
2006-10-25 07:31:56
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answered by Cyndie 6
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So very last evening i wanting to go lease some videos. the flicks that i determined on were Bell, e book and Candle, the guy who knew too a lot, Its a astounding existence, Shenandoah, The Rear Window, and Harvey. Then I went abode and watched them. Eh? imaginitive adequate for ya?
2016-12-05 05:28:17
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answered by ? 4
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