I JUST TOOK A MONSTEROUS, VEIN POPPING, EYE WATERING, CORN CRUSTED, TWO FOOT LONG, PAINT PEELING, VOMIT INDUCING, PIPE BURSTING, TOILET CRACKING 5 POUND DUMP AND IT WON'T FLUSH DOWN, WHAT DO I DO???? SHOULD I LEAVE IT FOR THE JANITOR? SHOULD I TELL SOMEONE THAT THE TOILET IS NOW RUINED??? HELP!!!!
2006-10-25 04:52:39 · 8 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO X 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If it's a unisex bathroom, you're in luck. You can blame it on that fat woman who is always talking on the phone and farts. Everybody will believe you and when she starts crying you can all high five each other. Now if it's a men's room, blame it on the gay guy.
2006-10-25 04:59:21 · answer #1 · answered by JIMBO 4 · 4⤊ 3⤋
just dump some diesel fuel in the toilet and light it on fire. The turd will burn up, you will provide entertainment for your co-workers, the janitor will be spared the labor and you will save the company some money : )
It's a win-win win-win situation!
2006-10-25 12:05:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would tell the janitor that 'someone' clogged the toilet.
2006-10-25 12:03:53 · answer #3 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leave it so your fellow co-workers can marvel at your splendid dump...plus it will leave a lovely aroma......something that reminds the fatty fatso in your office of her arm pit.
2006-10-25 15:20:47 · answer #4 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put it in a glass jar and display it with all your other great treasures, trophies, and awards.
2006-10-25 11:56:13 · answer #5 · answered by emotional blonde 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
bring in a fat woman and just throw a big mac in the toilet and she'll jump in and clear the whole mess ...... P.S. don't forget the diet coke at the end!!!!
2006-10-25 11:55:32 · answer #6 · answered by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Clean it up yourself!
2006-10-25 11:57:05 · answer #7 · answered by JediMaster 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your name fits you well
2006-10-25 12:01:11 · answer #8 · answered by SallyC 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋