my sister was having a right strop and moaning about family and saying to her next door neighbour wouldnt it be nice to choose your parents and that sometimes she wished she was adopted.
her neighbour said very little, it was only later she learnt from his sister he was adopted.
ha ha serves her right stroppy mare!
2006-10-25 03:19:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Picking up my child from Nursery the other day and I asked this man where his wife was as I hadn't seen her for some time......he said she left them.
2006-10-25 03:25:15 · answer #1 · answered by angiepangy100 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on a friends 21st birthday we were all doing shots at every bar we stopped at, towards the end of the night I went off to go to the bathroom and got into a fight with the people that were in the bathroom. I couldn't understand why there were women in the men's restroom and where all the urinals were. It was then that they pointed out that I was in the women's restroom, not the men's.
2006-10-25 10:22:49 · answer #2 · answered by David 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't laugh....it was 2 days ago. I was running late for work aan I forgot to put on perfume before I left so I grabbed what I thought was one of my daughters body sprays from the car took it in work and sprayed some on................only to find out I had just put on strawberry scented air freshener. Well needless to say everyone got a real good laugh!!
2006-10-25 10:26:59 · answer #3 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I was born to put my foot in it, last night my hubby was telling me about some guy he works with who was moaning about the kids today, I said miserable old coot, bet hes about 50 isn't he, my hubby just smiled at me and said right, drat, he was 50 in June and I'm 50 at Christmas, I do it every time, but never mind at least we could laugh about it and its nice to know we don't act our age.
2006-10-25 10:51:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
we were in science class the other day and the teacher mentioned how if you're right handed you're supposed to be logical and smarter and if you're left handed you're supposed to just be creative. the girl beside me said she was left handed and-without thinking-I said 'well at least you have an excuse for failing all our tests' it just came out and I was so mortified. she just kind of smiled and looked away. I only said it cus I'm right handed and failed the exam too but the way it came out sounded really mean!
2006-10-25 10:28:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went to express to my hubby that he was a silly stick (which I have never said before) but what came out was dumb dic. Where in the world did that come from! I never talk like that! He has not let me forget it either.
2006-10-25 10:34:10 · answer #6 · answered by clsmlbkl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 weeks and 2 days ago
2006-10-25 10:21:33 · answer #7 · answered by offmihead 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
About a month ago and I it is to bad to share but believe me both feet were in it up to my knees.
2006-10-25 10:26:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
when i told my mother that i found 10 dollars,she couldn't believe it and brag a little to her friends about how lucky i am, until i told her that it was not ten dollars but 10 cents
2006-10-25 10:22:50 · answer #9 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I put myself through an item of furniture yesterday, does that count?
2006-10-25 10:28:10 · answer #10 · answered by Hobnobs 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋