And why?
2006-10-25 02:48:52 · 17 answers · asked by J9 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
(After Rodney takes another girl to the pictures)
Grandad talking to Del "There's a nasty romour going round"
Del answers "Well introduce it to Rodney and he'll take it to the pictures".
2006-10-25 03:07:35 · answer #1 · answered by Loo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Del: One of my most favouritist meals is Duck à l'Orange, but I don't know how to say that in French.
Rodney: It's canard.
Del: You can say that again bruv!
Rodney: No the French word for duck is canard.
Del: Is it? I thought that was something to do with the QE2?
Rodney: No that's Cunard. They're the ones with the boats and what have you. The French for duck is canard.
Del: Right lovely jubbly. Right, so how do the French say à l'Orange then?
Rodney: A l'Orange!
Del: What, the same as we do?
Rodney: Yes
Del: Oh dear, it's a pity they don't use more of our words innit eh?
2006-10-25 03:15:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrested Development
2016-05-22 12:40:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You plonker Rodney.
Why? Because it's FUNNY! you plonker.
hahahahahahahaha.
I just found this on IMDb.
Rodney: Trigger what are you doing here?
Trigger: Well Dave, Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.
Rodney: Oh I suppose that's... Hold on, you live closer to the pub then we do?
Trigger: Yeah I know, but Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.
Rodney: But Trigger, you've had walk past the pub to get to our flat!
Trigger: I know, but Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.
2006-10-25 03:15:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bon Net De Douche...... Del thinks it is a realy posh sayin in France but it means Shower Cap really lol.. n i find it really funny everytime Del says it... Also when there all in the pub and Trigger says the room keeps going black.. and Del says Yes thats what happens when you blink! Pure Genius!
2006-10-25 03:08:38 · answer #5 · answered by a$#!£y 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Diamonds Are For Heather (1982)
Del comments on Grandad's cooking
Del Tough? Tough? It's the toughest chcicken I've ever known. It's asked me for a fight in the car park twice!
2006-10-25 02:56:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Memorable Quotes from
"Only Fools and Horses" (1981)
Boycie: Where d'you get those aces from?
Del Boy: Same place you got those kings. I always knew you were cheating, Boycie.
Boycie: Yeah, how?
Del Boy: 'Cause that wasn't the hand that I dealt you.
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[after opening a box of "Life-size Inflatable Dolls" they purchased by accident]
Del Boy: Bloody Hell! What have WE got ourselves into here?
Rodney: Well this is your fault! You just go rushing into things and to Hell with the consequences!
Del Boy: That's because I've got a High Profile!
Rodney: Yeah! High profile and low forehead!
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[after realizing Delboy was going a little bit TOO far out on the ocean on a Jet-Ski]
Rodney: He's going a long way out!
Rico: Yeah! But he's enjoying himself!
Rodney: Yeah I know that but Del can't even swim.
Salavatorie: BUT I THOUGHT HE SAID HE HAD A CERTIFICATE FOR SWIMMING!
Rodney: Well he does... but it ain't his!
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Uncle Albert: Now. Where's my bottle of wine?
Del Boy: Blimey. Captain Birds Eye's here in all.
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Del Boy: Are you saying I'm stupid?
Rodney: Either that or it's the Chinese year of the dodo.
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Del Boy: I see ICI dropped a point.
Rodney: Yeah. Chelsea dropped three on Saturday
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[about making a film called "There's a Rhino loose in the city"]
Del Boy: It's a love story and a who done it!
Rodney: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
2006-10-25 04:12:48 · answer #7 · answered by simonbeever2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When we are introduced to the character Trigger.
Rodney, "Is he called that cos he's quick on the draw?"
Del, "No it's cos he looks like a horse!"
And there the legend of Trigger started.
Too many more to mention!
2006-10-25 03:12:08 · answer #8 · answered by Andy J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest joke was a few lines rather than one. It was when Del partnered Raquel with the nightclub singer who couldn't pronounce his 'r's and they had to sing 'the gween gween gwass of home' and 'cwying'. Classic stuff.
2006-10-25 06:10:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
[Talking about naming Del's baby]
Trigger: If it's a girl they're gonna name it Sigourney, after the actress. And if it's a boy they're gonna name him Rodney, after Dave.
The Reason it's Classic Trigger
2006-10-25 02:57:13 · answer #10 · answered by Chong 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't go out with her it's incense Rodney!
Act cool Trigger! (just before del fell through the open bar hatch!)
2006-10-25 02:50:43 · answer #11 · answered by Sir Sidney Snot 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋