I know it's a joke section but do you have a cute limerick you can give me?

Question

Or a riddle will do as well if you have one. Or both if you'd like to do that too.
I don't mind the sexual nature but please keep the foul language out of it.

Answer 1

An accident really uncanny,
Befell a respectable granny,
She sat on a chair,
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right on the fanny!

Answer 2

There once was a young girl from Siam,
who said to her her boyfriend "I shy am."
"I a good girl, of course!"
"you'd have to take me by force"
"Good thing you stronger than I am."

Answer 3

What flies above the ocean and in the seas?