Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
2006-10-24 23:50:02 · 21 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.gimme 10 points. xx
2006-10-25 00:16:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny has been around a long time.
I never cease to like his character
2006-10-24 23:57:03 · answer #2 · answered by Cal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you get 8 out of 10 from me
2006-10-25 00:06:29 · answer #3 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wont go as far as to say it made me laugh out loud, but it made the corner of my mouth sort of raise a bit momentarily.
Nice one
2006-10-24 23:53:35 · answer #4 · answered by Caffeine Fiend 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 22:37:12 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed.
Even if a joke is old not everyone has heard it yet. so keep em coming
2006-10-25 00:39:02 · answer #6 · answered by nycgrl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahah.........10 out of 10 for your joke.
2006-10-25 00:27:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent !
2006-10-24 23:53:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I like that.
2006-10-25 09:28:52 · answer #9 · answered by Sparky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute. I have heard that one before.
2006-10-24 23:56:52 · answer #10 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋