A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing around the cages on display. While he's there, another customer walks in and says to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey, please".
The shopkeeper nods, goes over to a cage at the side of the shop and takes out a monkey. He fits a collar and leash and hands it to the customer, saying "That'll be $5,000". The customer pays and walks out with his monkey.
Startled, the tourist goes over to the shopkeeper and says, "That was a very expensive monkey, most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?"
"Oh", says the shopkeeper, "that monkey can program in C with very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."
The tourist starts to look at the monkeys in the cage. He says to the shop keeper, "That one's even more expensive, $10,000! What does it do?"
"Oh", says the shopkeeper, "that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java,
2006-10-24 22:43:49 · 10 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
all the really useful stuff."
The tourist looks round for a little longer and sees a third monkey in a cage on its own. The price tag round its neck says $50,000.
He gasps to the shop keeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?"
"Well," says the shopkeeper, "I don't know if it actually does anything, but says it's a Consultant."
2006-10-24 22:44:12 · update #1
lol....u just made my day!!
am a programmer...supozd 2b working at the mo!!
i can see the C monkey, c++ monkey n consultant monkey around at office here!!
hahaa...cheers :D
2006-10-24 23:57:21 · answer #1 · answered by ky11 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LAUGH OUT LOUD (lol)
what a great joke you just made out of monkeys.
I think i will have to buy one of the most expensive monkeys for my security sorveylance system. lol
2006-10-24 22:58:45 · answer #2 · answered by vachez 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that it is funny. But then you have to know a little to understand about computer programming to understand the joke.
Kind of deep for most of us Neanderathals.
2006-10-25 20:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he nice one, u should delete the gap in between the sentences, so that u will able to post the joke within the limited space.
2006-10-24 23:38:50 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoa ...he said monkey business....that's cool..monkey ...monkey business..da da da da da da da...eh...so how much money you're making and stuff?
2006-10-24 22:47:33 · answer #5 · answered by Beavis 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, actually. But keep posting! =)
2006-10-24 22:46:24 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of true.-but they can be even more expensive when theyre wrong.
2006-10-24 22:49:24 · answer #7 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, that's about right. LOL.
2006-10-30 05:50:37 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep it up
2006-10-24 23:11:08 · answer #9 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-25 02:12:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋