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Mr. Abdullah, an elderly Iraqi man lives in New York & reads his son’s e-mail currently studying in Paris.
‘Dear Father,
I hope you are well.
Love,
You son Ahmed’

And sends him this reply
“Dear Ahmed,
All is well here but my back hurts & I hate not being able to attend to my garden and plant potatoes’
Love,
Your father

Instantly he gets this response from his son:

‘Dear Father,
DO NOT TOUCH THE GARDEN, I HAVE THINGS THERE YOU DO NOT WANNA MESS WITH.
Love,
You son Ahmed’

In 15 minutes FBI, NSA, the National Guard, FDYN, NYPD and many others are digging the garden. In thirty five minutes they are gone empty handed when Mr. Abdullah gets a new e-mail from his son

‘Dear Father,
It was the best thing I could do for you from so far away,
Enjoy planting.
Love,
Ahmed.

2006-10-24 22:27:25 · 28 answers · asked by marissa 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I read it last year on the newspaper.

2006-10-24 23:21:17 · update #1

28 answers

quick thinking- but a bit risky....

2006-10-24 22:30:08 · answer #1 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0 0

U said the truth it's an old one, but funny as well as there are many who did not read this b4 so a nice work

2006-10-24 23:44:06 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

i read the same one, but with stock broker in prison! He writes: "Don't dig up the garden that's where I hid money & stock cirtificates"

2006-10-27 23:47:27 · answer #3 · answered by Janey 3 · 0 0

Very good, I just copied that and am about to send it all round my company.

Hope you don't have a copy-write on it!

2006-10-24 22:32:32 · answer #4 · answered by jg655 4 · 0 0

Kinda cute!

2006-10-24 22:43:55 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0 0

I saw that eppisode of Porridge on TV too...

2006-10-24 23:08:56 · answer #6 · answered by puggtiracer 3 · 0 0

I love it. Something original on here for once.
Cheers

2006-10-24 22:33:36 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

Well, did the agents plant his potatoes or what???

2006-10-25 09:18:04 · answer #8 · answered by HAPPY GREY BOX 2 · 0 0

haha! very clever. they had something like that on porridge the other day

2006-10-24 22:31:23 · answer #9 · answered by Cookie Monster 3 · 0 0

that is gd took me a min

2006-10-24 23:33:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well copied from Monday

2006-10-24 22:59:10 · answer #11 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0 0

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