Top Ten Excuses for falling asleep at work ^_^
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
"Amen"
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
2006-10-24 22:16:41 · 14 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes but don't use them all at once there is some gold in there.
For work i think the last one is by far the nest there is no answer to that one
Wake up and read my answer sleepy head.
2006-10-24 22:25:58 · answer #1 · answered by Dean H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i might could in simple terms say no, I recommend, if a individual can not take hairspray or a bottle of shampoo on board these days i might could think of that a steel merchandise does no longer be allowed the two. Grrrr! (((Go8tm))) Dangit! I used all my brains cells in the final question, i'm clueless! Yeah, i comprehend, large ask your self, lol! : / enable me take yet yet another wager, is it lead from a pencil? Lol, this little pencil is finding at me in this container talking approximately "Oops! It looks such as you have 4 misspelling(s). HA! No i do no longer,..do I? question,...Can it mirror something like easy or notwithstanding?
2016-10-16 09:22:07 · answer #2 · answered by seelye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the Amen one.
2006-10-24 23:08:38 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny, OMG dublin boy is on a long laugh than his normal teehee LOL
2006-10-25 03:09:53 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried them at work, at one time, but my boss had already used them and knew that I was faking it. Didn't work for me.
2006-10-25 07:27:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most of them have worked for me!!
2006-10-25 20:02:39 · answer #6 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the first,fourth,fifth,ninth and tenth ones were the best
2006-10-24 22:29:12 · answer #7 · answered by haha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i gotta remember these!
the "amen" one will deffinately work!
2006-10-24 22:23:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice...will be sure to tell my "working" mates them lol wonder if it would work at school? lol
2006-10-24 22:40:15 · answer #9 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
likin the 'amen' one!
2006-10-24 22:24:00 · answer #10 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋