Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee so badly that they stopped in a cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing rather expensive new panties and didn't want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave and proceeded to use a wreath with a ribbon on it. . When finished, they headed for home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over so he phoned the other husband and said "These girls nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties on!!
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that said.......... "FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION. WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!"
2006-10-24 21:56:41 · 27 answers · asked by Liane H 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was just so funny made my day thanks :)
2006-10-24 22:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by squinekat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
that is really funny
great joke
looking forward to the next ones
2006-10-24 23:31:39 · answer #2 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but funny, bit like Bruce Forsyth
2006-10-24 22:35:03 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol an oldie but still gets the laughs
2006-10-24 22:59:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.Thanks for the early morning chuckle...
2006-10-24 21:59:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
among the jokes i read today, this one made me smile laughing inside.. haha thats good
2006-10-25 01:01:31 · answer #6 · answered by `red 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, some say this is an old one! I never heard it!
2006-10-24 22:03:36 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-25 02:01:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke was only on yahooo answers the other day
2006-10-24 22:01:33 · answer #9 · answered by ward1703 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great joke!! anymore?
2006-10-24 21:59:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one keep posting
2006-10-24 23:18:36 · answer #11 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋