A young couple, just married were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants, "she said. "That's right," said the husband, and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family. With that she flipped him her panties and said' "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. "I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to be until your f***ing attitude changes!"
2006-10-24 21:51:38 · 31 answers · asked by Liane H 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Martin W S, it's a f*cking joke! Lighten up for f*ck's sake, what's your problem? It was even quite funny as well, I liked it enough to smile. It's a joke!
Me: A parrot and a hamster walk into a bar, when suddenl....
Martin W S (Interrupting) : Parrots and hamsters don't go into bars, this is stupid. I've never seen a parrot or a hamster in a bar, it would be a breach of health and safety as well if they were serving food. And parrots and hamsters don't even drink alcohol
Etc, etc, etc.
Sorry about my rant, just thought it was a stupid thing to say when someone was just telling a joke!
2006-10-24 23:23:05 · answer #1 · answered by punkrockdreadlock 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man's gotta lay the laws down. That was direspectful the way the wife treated him. If I were him I would have left her that night.
2006-10-24 21:54:56 · answer #2 · answered by joshooog 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL! I like that one, wish I read this 20yrs ago on my wedding night! If only I knew then what I know now!
2006-10-24 21:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice.
2006-10-24 22:16:18 · answer #4 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant-the battle of the sexes!!!
True to the core.
2006-10-24 21:54:38 · answer #5 · answered by jhendrixwatchtower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
that is a great joke
hahahahahaha
please just one more
2006-10-24 23:34:38 · answer #6 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats no way to start married life
2006-10-24 22:35:34 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yup shes got her ideas right
2006-10-24 22:56:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, nice 1
2006-10-24 21:54:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BAD one,,,,,,,,,,,,nothing Intresting
2006-10-24 22:05:05 · answer #10 · answered by hot_riki 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋