I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me ... It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her
private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was
near anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once Before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test..... We couldn't ask
for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your Car.
2006-10-24 21:38:46 · 24 answers · asked by lost_rabbit 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's the best joke I've heard in ages, i really needed cheering up thanks
2006-10-26 02:30:25 · answer #1 · answered by destiny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-10-24 23:01:09 · answer #2 · answered by Sunrise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're lucky!! and crazy!! :-) I know that you ran to the car to get the condom,not to avoid the lil sista.
2006-10-24 21:57:17 · answer #3 · answered by hennyriedmueller 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well its quite funny
but i have heard it like loads of times before
it was a lot funnier when i heard it the first time
2006-10-24 23:42:05 · answer #4 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice 1
2006-10-24 21:56:18 · answer #5 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, the old jokes really are the best...
2006-10-24 21:51:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it b-4, but it still made me laugh :) and it promotes safe sex too!
2006-10-24 22:11:43 · answer #7 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good joke(and a very good moral as well)
2006-10-24 21:49:55 · answer #8 · answered by marti_717 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee, he was gonna be a naughty boy
2006-10-24 22:36:55 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-25 03:48:31 · answer #10 · answered by hotvix1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋