I heard this joke from my pastor a while back and just recently found it on the Internet:
A man goes into a restaurant with his wife. The waiter approaches the table and asks for their order. "I'll have your biggest, juiciest steak," he says.
"But sir, what about the mad cow?!" asks the waiter.
"Oh," answers the man, "she'll order for herself."
2006-10-24 20:42:35 · 17 answers · asked by FireKracker187 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-10-24 20:44:10 · answer #1 · answered by Rollercoaster 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! Nice one! I can add it to my collection of non-sick jokes!(i have to tell them to my mum)
2006-10-24 21:10:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
and they think pastors don't have a sence of humour
2006-10-24 21:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by ekduin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahhaaha, i read tthat too, she'll oder for herself, hehehhe
2006-10-24 20:45:24 · answer #4 · answered by bladebreakers 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That really made me laugh.
2006-10-24 23:33:00 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and he'll be sleeping on the couch tonight.
2006-10-26 08:13:44 · answer #6 · answered by Laura H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh!! LOL. LOL.
Good one.
2006-10-30 05:52:25 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty lame...
2006-10-24 21:33:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-10-24 20:51:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sad, so sad!
2006-10-24 21:36:17 · answer #10 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋