Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and he
looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my
porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my
porridge?!?" he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table. It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned the litter boxes, gave the cats their food, and refilled their water.And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-a***s downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once...I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!
2006-10-24 20:29:18 · 24 answers · asked by Liane H 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool,f***ing porridge do they really make f***ing porridge??
2006-10-24 21:25:57 · answer #1 · answered by matmunirss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So So true and tks for the smile and laugh I really need it today.
Have a lovely day and God Bless
2006-10-24 20:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by liongirl_40 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor mummy bear, who looks after her?
2006-10-24 22:38:36 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you just got up and now smiling for the rest of the day class
2006-10-24 21:15:36 · answer #4 · answered by ellementre 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you've made me hungry. I want the Ready Brek glow.
2006-10-24 20:32:48 · answer #5 · answered by theredalbino 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sounds like you are the mama bear in the family... hehehe
2006-10-24 20:41:16 · answer #6 · answered by Com Nerd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent ....just what you need in a groggy morning to make you laugh!! Thanks
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2006-10-24 20:39:50 · answer #7 · answered by Littlestar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that gave me a wild giggle
2006-10-25 01:18:25 · answer #8 · answered by `red 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was silly the first time i heared it and the 2nd and 3rd and know it is just plan STUPID
2006-10-24 23:30:32 · answer #9 · answered by deborahlouiseclarke20 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-10-24 21:03:58 · answer #10 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋